by
B. C. Eales

Who keeps the peace in Fieldsville?

"Hey in there!!!" Shouted Sheriff Dog.
A flap of the tent entrance was opened a little, and one of Brother Oral Bob Bunny's flunkies stuck a head out and said, "Sorry friend, were full up in here, try coming back tomorrow," Then the flap was slammed shut again.
"Hey, open up! Cried Sheriff dog.
The flap opened slightly again, and the flunky looked out.
"What about all that noise in there!" Sheriff Dog demanded.
"Yah, Ain't it wonderful," came the reply.
"Half of Fieldsville don't seem to agree," said Sheriff Dog, and I came here to stop all this noise pollution."

What was Sir Lock Homeless' scandalous past?

Most of Fieldsville was unaware of the newly registered guest at the YBCA (Young Bunnies' Christian Association). The guest was none other that Sir Lock Homeless, the famous English Bunny detective. A legend in his time. Sir Lock had been considered dead for over a year now. It was his last caper that dealt Sir Lock's reputation a severe blow. Not only had he been captured and killed by the arch criminal Moral Hilarity Bunny, but in such a way as to ruin the great crime fighter's eminence forever. We have neither the time nor the room for a complete account of the episode here. Suffice it to say that Sir Lock's shameful and lewd conduct during the affair would hardly be acceptable in the lowest of societies.

What was unique about Uncle Uneek?

Uncle Uneek did have his peculiarities. For one thing, he was an avid reader, whereas papa bunny never read much more than the newspapers. Uncle Uneek had developed another trait over the years. He had this burning ambition to be as unlike the normal run of rabbits as he could. Papa bunny had expressed his concern about Uncle Uneek's rather odd characteristics to mama bunny. It was true that Uncle Uneek went out of his way to impress folks with his atypical manner. Why, he would do things like lace his shoes from top down, and wear his hat, pinched side in back, and although many of the folks in Fieldsville used umbrellas as walking sticks, Uncle Uneek used his, handle side down. Uncle Uneek had been impressed with a goatee that was worn by Krushabunnivich, a famous leader of a Communist Bunny Party, and much to the consternation of the Fieldvillites, he decided to wear one also. Uncle Uneek Bunny would wear his suspenders upside-down and also wore his glasses that way. He even started wearing his shirts backward, but found that it made him look too conventionally devout, so he finally decided against it. It was when Uncle Uneek started smoking his pipe upside-down, that papa bunny began worrying about Uncle Uneek's idiosyncrasies.

Who came up with the idea of exchangeable bunny body parts in Fieldsville?

A large bolt of lightning struck the apparatus that Porkenstein had rigged for the occasion. "Now, you dumbkoff," shouted Porkenstein, "Now, you scum, pour the acid, quick!"Egor fumbled, but did as he was told, and sparks flew in all directions.
"Quick, get some water and pour it on that blaze," shouted Porkenstein.
Egor threw a bucket of water on the fire and the flame disappeared.
"Light those candles again, Egor!"
Egor did as he was told, and the basement lit up with an eery glow.
"I, I, I s-saw a h-hand move, m-master," stuttered Egor.
"Yes, I see it now, it is. It is! it's moving. It's success!! I did it, I did it!" yelled Dr. Porkenstein.
"Quietly now, I don't want it to go into shock � blow out some of those candles, Egor. The light may be too bright for eyes just beginning to see again, and start that pump!" Egor moved slowly to the pump wheel.
"Hurry it up you idiot! Keep the pressure at 25 on the gage, while I pure this acid into the intravenous feeding. Remember 2 cc per minute until the body fluids replace it automatically."

What resident of the creek hates hungry fish?

"It all happened a long time ago, when I was just knee high to a grasshopper," began Uncle Uneek.
"I had been down by the creek watching the Water Skaters, and skipping rocks down the stream."
"What are water skaters?" Carie asked.
"Those are the group of bugs you might observe skating around on most streams and ponds," replied Uncle Uneek.
"I heard papa say that mama thinks she can walk on water," said Carie

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